miércoles, 23 de enero de 2008

RIP con yapa

Heath Ledger
Simplemente hay cosas que no tienen sentido. Por qué alguien con un futuro tan prometedor sucumbe ante un destino tan oscuro? Muy triste.
Pero como todo día necesita su comic relief ahí va
MR. BROWN
Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?
MR. WHITE
A lot.
MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious dick action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain.
MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
RESERVOIR DOGS.

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